January 2010
I Must Have a Thing for Juniors
December 2009
José
November 2009
The Hardest Exam I’ve Written in My Entire Life
October 2009
No, I Am Not Learning How To Mix Drinks
September 2009
Motherly Advice
Back at It (“It” Being Both Canada and Studying)
August 2009
Zanzibar!
Swakopmund!
July 2009
Cape Town!
June 2009
Historic Paris Walk
Paris: Part Deux?
Merde des Birds
Things No One Cares About, No. 4
June Is “All French, All the Time” Month (except for this post)
Krakow!
May 2009
Much More than a Soup… It’s Love
D-Bag Central
April 2009
Barcelona!
Foot Meets Mouth
March 2009
Words of Wisdom
Day at the Opera
Wanking with the French
February 2009
Dancing with the French
Mole People
Last Day in HK
January 2009
Running Out of Time
December 2008
Things No One Cares About, No. 3
November 2008
Paris, Je Viens
A Precedent for Presidents
October 2008
6 Ilagan
We’re Not the Same
September 2008
Abracatholicism!
Silencio, Uninformed One!
So This Is Why People Hate Lawyers
August 2008
The Man on the Clapham Omnibus
July 2008
You’re Just Not My Type (Read: Ugly)
Re: Research, Trials, Meetings, Early Mornings, and Even Later Evenings
Everybody’s Working for the Weekend (Even Bums?)
June 2008
I Wonder When They’ll Finally Realize I Have No Business Being Here
April 2008
The Family Function
Bloody Hell
March 2008
Writing This, When I Could (and Should) Be Studying
Next Friday Is “Hawaiian Shirt Day”
Everything’s Coming Up Ari! (Or Premature Jubiliation)
February 2008
Where Categorical Syllogisms Go To Die
January 2008
Stuck
December 2007
Things No One Cares About, No. 2
The Littlest Adult
After All This Time…
Food For Naught
November 2007
Nothing
October 2007
Where Troubles Melt Like Lemondrops
War of the Roses
Werd
What Will It Take?
September 2007
Struggling With Average
The Paper Chase
August 2007
Things No One Cares About, No. 1
July 2007
Meet the Parents
Smiles We Gave To One Another
The Green-Eyed Monster
June 2007
Peace In Our Time
Miss Lonely
Let’s Start Over
December 2006
The Sweetest Thing
What Am I Doing Here?
September 2005
Wordless
Get Shorty
My Agenda
August 2005
Ah, That’s Racist…
Under My Skin
don’t forget to clean under your wiki
July 2005
can we keep her?
strange mysteries of life
bzzz
driven
June 2005
the same me
the words get in the way
i believe in yesterday
the waiting game
harry potter and the conflict of gender
May 2005
me, me!
revenge of the nerds
confessions, part deux
difficult times lie ahead
April 2005
final-ly
merde!
dear sally…
face on the milk carton
March 2005
brain shart
es-tu un retard?
dang, he got lungs!
stupid is as stupid does
February 2005
midnight musings
random gross thought
ch-ch-changes
gimme me a [reading] break!
the getaway
January 2005
simulating boredom
super sleuth
outlook good
note to self
just one of dem days
December 2004
i’ll be back… next year
‘tis the season
hello, stranger!
doing the robot
the sixth scent
November 2004
serenade me
headlines
the things we do for fashion
yipes!
by a nose
October 2004
whippersnappers
don’t ask, don’t tell
my kind of rebellion
cheers, mate!
puppy love
over the seas and telephone line
dude!
wishing and hoping
September 2004
vote violence!
pubic service
i’m sorry
quoting idiocy
obligatory school schedule post
August 2004
the yellow brick road
dirty laundry
whistler, baby, whistler!
what is a mustache?
bleh
fox mulder is a fox
my father’s son
capitalizing on… stuff
fudge this!
July 2004
can i touch you… there?
this suit burns better
whatever feels good in my soul
whose page is this, anyway?
sin and let sin
mulroney? mul-ugly!
smells like teen laziness
dependence day
June 2004
careening down memory lane
attack of the oprah women
mine ears!
let’s talk about NES, baby
harry stalker
replacement friends
dead like me
May 2004
from the emmy to the academy
the simple things
summer bummer
high school hierarchy
telly tubby
toilet humour
forensic attraction
April 2004
emotional climate
little miss shy
what goes down must come up
damn it all
canuckle-heads
american ugmo
i heart the prezzy
the magic mic
my bruised ego
the way to a woman’s heart
we are the [northwest] champions
March 2004
it’s still good, it’s still good
lost in edumacation
you have been promoted to sleuth
ensembly challenged
c’mon, boys!
redundant
food for thought
the list is life
miffed
justin time to stalk
gonna party like it’s 1899
hungry woman
mother teresa i ain’t
February 2004
moaning lisa
the top five mania continues
my religion
hair-ific
dental woes
i am so smrt
and then i go and spoil it all
2D men
boobage
January 2004
i haven’t a square to spare
forgive me, father, for i have sinned
apple polishing
weening
tastes like… yearning
companionship
bada-bing
blackjack
snide and prejudiced
December 2003
charge it
the christmas log
meh
over and out
wwhat’s up youa ll
youthful goodness
christmas is coming
a semi-new leaf
November 2003
it’s too late, baby
October 2003
some things never change
you call him doc-tah jones
spare time
ah-choo-choo-choose you
ikea bulimia
world wide whatever
randomness
candy for the baby
damn you, sisqo
canuckle-heads
you can’t van damme this man
stuffing the turkey
grr, argh
movie madness
you spin me right ‘round
September 2003
insomnia
come fly with me
i need another hit
musically challenged
refreshed
heavy reading
light reading
first week jitters
bowling for columbine
August 2003
the mundane
choppy
rhyme it
only in my family
water baby
mouth play
land play
connections
me so hungee
beer goggles
July 2003
strategic planning
new westminster
crazy going slowly am i
they’re gonna hack zack
it’s all aboot the trends
all you need is love
bitter endings
time, love, and tenderness
blonde moments
upgrading
boggle
bid me up, scottie
brake, gas, brake
June 2003
social casualty
sex and the cited
sadism conquers all
fight the future
condescension
which witch is the real witch
harry potter and the curse of the cobra
summer lovin’ happened so fast
i can’t get no satisfaction
life is like a box of kleenex
rapture
self-deprecation
helping hand
help, i need somebody
as stupid does
email down
May 2003
no disrespect
girl with a firth obsession
fear and loathing in ubc
oscar-worthy
and the killer is…
work world
epidemic
loss for words
my stupid mouth
healthy, wealthy, and wise
d’oh
great scots
on the road again
April 2003
hollywood’s finest
how to be spiteful
new horizons
on a roll
side mentality
silver lining
the final stretch
rebuttal
hells yeah
the voice within
the implied bimbo
yummy gruel
gimme some of that sweet, sweet pep
love is
a cause worth fighting for
blind fury
March 2003
speechless
brinkmanship
this old world
circle of trust
chinky
revived
February 2003
i canned breed
mediocrity
rekindled
high school reunion
continuity
blech
i know
mindless
dullsville
body break
squeaky clean
January 2003
i am woman
geek posh
cha-ching
aw, crud
obsessed
end the pretense
hurrah
immortality
something’s coming, something good
startling revelation
ring in the new year
December 2002
mass media
woe is me
ho ho ho
useless post
hmm
hallelujah
the independent woman (and other lies)
hello, is it me you’re looking for?
king of the world
it is done
argh
take me to your heart
rubbish
tired of change
unfortunate
motherly love
academia-n nuts
November 2002
funnee
repressed
ew
so quickly it fades
hip hip
halfcrazy
boo fucking hoo
being special
isang mahal
October 2002
how cliché
duplicity
moving on up
yeah, baby, she’s got it
missing part of the equation
the crusade
healthy obsessions
child abuse
matt damon sucks
forgetfulness
garden of delight
her royal highness
loafers and clogs
regression
good medicine
September 2002
x-factor
boob-tube freak
just to clarify
stepping aside
california dreaming
justified
not again
comfort zone
accessorize
return to yourself
oddity
easy listening
trivial pursuit
wee
fan-frickin’-tastic
extra extra
seasons in the sun
August 2002
jeepers
counting chickens
walking contradiction
sweet-ass
underneath it all
nothing more than feelings
obsessed
finally, it has happened to me
July 2002
sigh
mcnuts
twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
excusez-moi
huzzah
about dang time
unexpected
back on track
the triangle of the century
the torn identity
misleading adverts
kindred
festive
June 2002
spectator sports
nostalgia
six-oh-quad
sod off
enlightenment
another
holy manchester united, batman!
it’s all good
tweaking it
pet peeve
father’s day
useless
free time
hockey-town
judge not lest ye be judged
ouchies
commencement
representation
May 2002
bullseye
asdf
no matter what
yeow
the politics of you
when dreaming ends
media queen
hey, thanks
the golden rule
spring cleaning
strange but true
tiresome
lend me a handey
you’re not your fucking khakis
“responsibilities” has a lot of i’s
life’s like this
plug-town, usa
talent scout
king of controversy
girl meets boy
bleh
flingin’ flangin’ fans
well, something’s goddamn tingling
April 2002
spiral
yoinks
that’s all, folks
back in the day
two fantasies short of nympho
brawl it out
night out
sleep-deprived
pads and bruises
blazed
nice to know you
she’s come undone
one more to go
so true
a different tune
holy war
the power of goodbye
good times
ridiculously good
March 2002
nerd alert
all over again
d’argh
grudges
ain’t it funny
attempts
start the worry
made it through
why bother
and you give yourself away
my poor aching back
you’re the keenest
numbed
celebrate good times
February 2002
who to impress
artistic i am not
capitalism
worth fighting for
experimentation
end of days
make myself at home
preferences
word of advice
no more drama, please
where i want to be
smoochies
boundaries
rose petal lips
atomic family
harlequins
gratuity
late-night wonder
January 2002
misty water-coloured memories
nouveau
the stench of defeat
whoa, dude
pure as
augh
fly me to the moon
well read
determination killed the cat
biological hangups
warts of worry
movie speak
dwindling
in fair verona
osteoperosis
house un-warming
three cheers for lack of motivation
looking in
good luck, crazy girl!
headache
as if!
wuzzle wozzle
December 2001
snuggling by my lonesome
bridget jones-esque
blah-humbug
sloth-like creature
another sad love-song
if you say so
a matter of emergency
depends on you
death grip
the tongs of life
November 2001
life’s a show
purplemonkeydishwasher
little girls in tight pants
October 2001
pascal’s wager
so what
you know it
redundantly speaking
all clueless on the western front
ain’t no mountain
no turkey in this belly
straining to hear
confuzzled
something like a phenomenon
September 2001
refresh
violation
spun in spite
blarg
lost in all
and the bad
contrary
in my skin
schindler’s list
into the next world
terror in the skies
dramatic drivel
lesser
prisoner 24601
age-old worry
August 2001
bully for me
movie obstacles
leaving on a jetplane
essential element
six feet
deliberation
we are not amused
dear love
and the cloning has begun
the not-so magic school bus
concealed underneath
bodies
just him
don’t that beat all
less hours in a day
kindred, my ass
i don’t like my steaks overdone
hit-monger i am not
trauma-rama
yellow fever
shit on the radio
the grip
July 2001
relfection
finding my chi
guess that quote
one of them
strangeness
scaring the faith
cutting off labels
more for the list
the belgian waffle
glamour queens they ain’t
you can’t handle it
pussy cat
sinking in
same old hierarchy
common decency
a friday night
or nothing at all
bo-door-ded
the not-so right stuff
makes me feel fine
the devil’s own
all the small things
mm mmm, good
our home and native land
June 2001
like fine wine
remorse becomes her
hoochie mama, show your na-na
groundation
case of the ex
they come and go
need for speed
the design
the skipping disc persists
summer, summer, summer-time
you have been loved
flip that bird
when all the stars were falling
where do we go from here
egad
extremists get extremes
plugs that aren’t on your head
case of the sundays
drugged
le sigh
damn you, ethics
after much deliberation
what in the heck
May 2001
excuses
it just stinks
when will the world be rid of them?
did you ever think
trilogies aren’t supposed to fail
you ain’t gotta lie to kick it
guess who’s coming to dinner
if i ruled the world
so there you have it
i won’t deny it, i’m a straight rider
what we hate the most
not-so great expectations
should old acquaintence be forgot?
sticks and stones
the rhythm of the falling rain
can i get a…
the gremlin strikes back
so it would seem
thank god
just when you thought it was over
down with free services
a breast of fresh air
them or us
colby better pick me up
ouch
one hell of a lawsuit
no sex in the grad dance room
strange debate
he’ll always be my survivor
the indispensible bubble tea
arrogance in the classroom
don’t wanna think about it
blame canada
before and after
April 2001
time is never time at all
last shot
the texan has won me over
look, honey, the kids are scared
work all day for some old man
self-proclaimed soap addict
sooo tired
jealousy
the ultimate burn-out
when you mess with us
the beautiful art of language
learned, my ass
misguided opportunist
i’ve become a [webcam] whore
damn hippies
this ain’t no popularity contest
420 aftermath
old school
“selling out” and other lies
design much?
take your formalities and shove it
i don’t get it
conspiracy theory?
joke lang
excerpt
teachers: friend or flirt?
the other
reppin’ the east side, yo
boredom is bliss
yessiree, i’m hosted
rawr
i’m famous!
welcome to dumpsville, population: me
truth be told
words of wisdom?
the good ol’ days
comical genius or walking penis?
surprises are swell
you know you’re pathetic when…
professional revelation
europe-bound, i hope
mr. roger’s ‘hood
i wish
all time low
fobbers are the bestest
aussies are a talented bunch
i am compassionate
March 2001
the boy who cried “fickle”
we be back, baby
breaking up is hard to do
artistic merit
generation pop
canada and usa: a-ok
graduation credits lick
and the award goes to
troll ravers
dance revolution
asian in the west
crackheads give e-tards a bad name
nathaniel
disney optimism
high school parties
surprising outcome
washing away my confusion
movie nights
festishes
relocated
stalingrad ho!
porn star
maximum pain
monkeywrench
school shootings
burn that bridge
celebrity banter
new layout
spaced out
friday night
sibling annoyance
February 2001
grade-a student
earthquake
breakdown
the dating circuit
the real me
the mathematical world of friends
university blues
directionless
photo album
nsyncing the ship
ambition
domo fun
randominity
more discussion
religiosity
macs suck
russell madness
weekend blues
i like stories
the other v-day
tv melodrama
of math and mushrooms
creation
un-fans
writing bonanza
plugging away
popping the bubble
my bruised heart
photogenic
sheep in wolf’s clothing
boyfriend woes
EEERGGGGRRRRRGH
no work and all plug
movie clichés
conformity
reality tv
January 2001
creativity flowing
celebrity birthdays
my reward
more exams
examination time
gung hey fat choy
friendly war
reflection
justin time
no victory
more tediousness
tediousness
every story has a beginning
