“ever wonder if the pope has wet dreams? neither do i, that’s why i’m going to heaven.” “is it just me or does anyone else ever randomly turn around while on the computer just to see if someone is watching you?” “ever wonder if the robots and machines that bottle your soda ever get bored and take a leak in one just for kicks?”

i found these at napkin.org, along with some other random, good-for-a-chuckle thoughts.