be forewarned that this is a rant, may it be nonsensical.

nothing is more aggravating for a girl who desperately needs to use the loo than a completely ruined toilet seat. by this, i’m talking about the soiled, pissed-on, barely recognizable seats in public washrooms. i’m not sure if this is a relevant or even existent issue for most girls out there, but if you are living in a city where almost 80% of the population is of oriental descent, then you’ll know exactly what i’m talking about.

do people think they can really catch AIDS or any other fatal genital disease by sitting on a goddamn toilet seat in a public venue? were they not taught in sexual education way back in grade school that STDs cannot be caught from a toilet seat? unless one was to intensely straddle it… then that person is seriously messed.

today, after walking around the night market in the open parkade of a mall around night-time, i decided to relieve myself and use the washroom at a nearby chinese restaurant. that was my first mistake. chinese restaurants give birth to the dirtiest lavatories known to mankind. the floors were glistening with ungodly bodily fluid while the toilets seats were essentially left for dead, soaked in the most foul of liquids. it was as if it had been sprayed with a seltzer bottle — and it definitely was not seltzer water on those seats. i cannot comprehend these older asian women who decide to squat up on the seat when they know a female’s aim in urinating is a low, low 0.01% rate of accuracy. ok, if you are one of those naïve people who still think you can get pregnant from a toilet seat, you can squat, hunch over, or do whatever the hell you want. just please have the common decency to your fellow women of cleaning up after yourself. it makes for a more sanitary relief when the person after you uses the toilet.

this lack of decency is a running flaw in most asians. that’s why the chinatown in every facking city is infested with rats and insects and is ridden with plague. that’s why you see liquid running down the curbs of streets into the storm drains, when it’s not even raining.

it’s common decency, ladies. please clean up after yourselves. this may not apply to everyone who actually knows how to use a public restroom with a conscientious ethic. however, to those senseless chinese ladies who think that the next person will always be there to clean up your facking mess, think again. the next toilet seat you get will be covered in the same undesirable filth. it’s karma. and it will get you.