it’s not something i like to pride myself on — well, maybe it is — that i watch a lot of television and view a ton of movies and listen to a plethora of music. i know songs from god knows how far back in history and can quote no-name actors from ancient sitcoms in complete miscellany. i don’t know what’s wrong with me.

thanks, jayden, for making me do a double-take on my sad and pathetic life! i will go cry now.