so leonardo dicaprio is coming back this christmas season with two films. all in one week, no less. didn’t anyone remind him that hollywood hacks exit stage left permanently after atrocious cinematic performances?

steven spielberg must have been off his rocker when he agreed to let leo star in catch me if you can, which actually looks good. because gangs of new york looks to be of true leo standards — that is, quite shitty. it’s almost as laughable as cameron diaz attempting to be a real actress. almost.