while i wrack my brain for witty anecdotes and the like, these useless but hi-larious .mov files shall suffice in arousing your attention. or so i hope.

1. “last one there is a penis pump!”
2. “too bad your ass got saaacked.”

it is by pure coincidence that i found these shortly after having read jayden’s entries involving g.i. joe, “the real american hero.” hyuk, hyuk.