guess what? my sister’s copy of harry potter and the order of the phoenix just arrived from amazon.ca. (the woman who delivered it exclaimed “harry potter!” like she was a prophet of god or something.) i’m so tempted to just open the package, plow through the 800 pages by the time she gets home from work, and announce the ending with a chesire cat grin just as she enters the door. but then i’d be evil… evil… evil! i’d also be a pretty fast reader.