i’ve been hooked on britney spears’s song (and video) “toxic”.

i haven’t eaten breakfast in two months.

i tried to do my class readings this week, only managing to get through three pages before i fell asleep in a puddle of my own drool.

i told my mom i liked that dinner she made the other day. i lied.

i found a gift certificate worth a pretty penny at work and, instead of showing it to my manager, spent it on people’s christmas gifts.

i accidentally walked into the men’s washroom at school. twice.