i always feel slightly violated when i hear songs with women moaning and groaning in the background. not because they sound like they’re having so much fun when i’m not but because it’s always women who are the ones expressing their sexual jubilation on these tracks. i’m not sure what exactly the attraction is to these sound effects in the recent onslaught of hip-hop songs. do people listening to them want to have a woman make those sounds with them? do they want to learn how to please a woman correctly in order to hear those sounds emitted in the bedroom?

for the most part, i’ve gotten used to hearing women moaning like cats in heat on the radio. however, just to balance the scale, i would enjoy listening to some men moaning and groaning in some tracks. then songs would feature men grunting for about three minutes and finally passing out. not so different from real life, right?

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