this will mostly apply to those who watch canadian television. (yeah, all twenty-three of you.)

i caught an episode of the second canadian idol, and i have to say that ben mulroney is the worst host in history. he has absolutely no charisma, no sense of humour, no personality… he’s a walking mannequin, and an ugly one, at that. i hate his pathetic attempts at being ryan seacrest. dude, you are not ryan seacrest.

i want ctv to find this post on their referrers or whatever, realize that ben mulroney is a no-talent loser whose only claim to fame is his relation to brian mulroney — that other loser who used to run the canadian government and invented gst —, and fire his ugly ass. like, now. i have to watch ctv in fear of catching him on, not one, but two shows: canadian idol and e-talk daily. this doubles my chances of puking on a weekly basis. i don’t care if he can speak french. so can gérard depardieu and that chick from amélie.

watching ben mulroney try to be cool is like watching a dog try on a pair of leather hot pants — wrong on so many levels.